It'll all be over soon...

2004-11-27T15:37:00.000-08:00

Free and a spliff. Strange. He doesn't like the most popular and well-known Free songs.
Too many choices on how spend your time these days. Oh for the cimple days of just going to the pub.

2004-11-27T15:34:00.000-08:00

JUst read previous posts while still in a state of relative sobriety. Made a point of not reading them. Jesus I can talk some shite. Spliff be starting soon and having real pizza tonight. Not imaginary. Expect much more shite to come soon. Sarcasm kicked in. She's on a roll!!!

2004-10-30T17:14:00.001-07:00

Guest post:

everybody are made the same where is the problem me(

2004-10-30T17:14:00.000-07:00

Guest post:

everybody are made the same where is the problem me(

2004-10-30T17:04:00.000-07:00

Pregnancy Nip/Tuck. good programme. cocaine smuggling in tits.
Monday comic showing age. Still Rod. Streammmmmmm.....,,,,,, define to me... voivod. hill. figtree define... knees do hurt leisure centre alfreton slide on carpet. burn, but good. rollerskate bowling orange weights. POOOOOLLLLLL. cheap lockers and cool pool (as in cold) blue. everything blue. chlorine up nose nose pinchers never had some always wanted. poool balcony when days of perverts unknown. Could buy spectator ticket and local pool and take ophotos of your children without being areested. typing really shot to hell... amazing how i've managed to type this bit right though.

COntrol me. Too hard to make own decisions. do it for me . fix me me. sort me out. make the problems disappeare. Know lots, but sp little. holiday.beach seazs. think wrestle for rizzla. in devon there is acliff. shock horror ........................ rap. never be comedy writer..

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Go awy for new years. drunk, working-middle class. discuss small things. make it simple,. small, small, smalll. Newquay. Gary Moore.rrrrrr Not want to do. not important. just watch tv kill time... e 3ejn wdfc owissejrfdcw

2004-10-30T16:51:00.000-07:00

Exploding cookers and plumbers, building work nursing homes. Cooker John car and brakes. Save, save, save on sunday shopping. Peace and harmony. Typing. TYPING and TALK FOREC ER. Deliberately typo. endless ;pretentiousness continues.
Mama!!!! Just killed a man. Rod Stewart psychic premonitionery(sp????) ghosts.
Gone quite on a roll. Leonard Cohen. iSelf-censor. agin. same reason. define. divide. talking about blogging. typing getting worse. It's out. they know. They see me typing this. They want to Seeeee!!! Big rock opera. Tommy, Queen (know they never did one. Freddie . I think probably Riod. Not even looking at screen, just typing. Not touch type . never learned. really ought to. mavis beacon. typing tuttoe. explain not a real opperson. drink, drink, drink,. BIGGGG glass (goes back for bit of formatting of biggg. Biggest font. Gotta be big. Pro rollerskate on amateur. Fall over lot. Want to read!!! They want to read. Excitement gone. subject change. my sister. IT@S CoMpLICatEd..

Quiet. more food. mpore bad music. rod... oh no, tickets £40. Oh fourty quid. Good night oput though . They say. Ac/AD bored me want. Prefer "obscure band you never heard of". mention other name like Slayer that people might have heard of.
ROD!!!!!! Now, Cliff. Scary. He WAS good.
Drink end now.l back agtin more than likely.

2004-10-30T16:29:00.000-07:00

Now into major relationship type conversation. Why do women think this is also bloody complicated and that men mean so much more that what we say. We are literal. Completely and utterly!"!! Please get to grips with this>>>!!!!! Taxi conversation. Always difficult cos you know you just want to keep going until you pass out. Planning to leave when half-cut never feels quite right. Pizza!!!! Heavy on the exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pure fantasy. No pizza. Dreams of people loving this blog and getting rich and famous from. Still harbour hopes that this true. Know it's crap but... pizza talk agin. William Burroughs... Pizza and pretentious use of .... Commenting on pretentiousness, -5500 points. Further comment on nature of repetition... -3000, ad infinitum...
Utterly preposterous. Fake Terry "bloke with big teeth, surname forgotten, might remember by time of finishing sentence. got it Terry thomas. Yay. Posh and playong tennis.
Weight , pizza. Aaaarrrggghhh! Violent agreement time Facilitation pacification time. Relax. Me aznd several million other sodintg this. Serious important blog coming somehwere else. Manage facilitate, faciitate, calm, calm, drink be happy, relax, Aaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Want it to stop. Peace, harmony, relax, realx, relax. Why does everything have to be so serious.

Sense. Tutoe , calming now. Important Not . Toke relax. Poxst...post

2004-10-30T16:01:00.000-07:00

I set this blog up last year and did bugger all with it. Seemed like a good idea at the time as I thought I actually had something worth saying.
So now I'm going to use (epiphany moment)!
I will only write in here when drunk and/or stoned at my Dad's house and pass misinformed, irrational judgements on things for the sake of it.

Will post some more crap in 10 minutes when more alcohol has been consumed.

Too late... Already sitting here getting philosolphical. Literature and self-perception. Used the word dictat. Impressive.
Bible. Gideons. Tom Peters. Chicken baguettes. Nice. Me a wuss. Still cry. Forgotten childhood memories. Absent father. Renewal of relationship. More honesty than necessary. Reminiscence. I am who I am and nothing changes.
My Dad makes me think think too much...
Manifest Destiny. Chicken sandwich again. *&%$^^&%^%^%... Lighten mood. Self-censor. Abort, abort, abort. Self-destruct in 10...9...take a toke...8...8..3...6...4...2..45..0 Sad song, mellow, relax. Food. Bye.

2003-09-29T03:07:00.000-07:00

Hello and welcome